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"Diane....I'm
holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies."
When Agt. Cooper spoke to Diane (his secretary), you almost always
got a laugh out of it. The moments that he chose to immortilize
on tape were brilliant and hilarious! Sometimes obscure and sometimes
painfuly detailed....
My personal favorite monologue is when Cooper wakes up chewing an
ear plug, mentioning he was dreaming of eating a "large, tasteless
gumdrop..." ...Needing to cutdown on nighttime coffee consumption.
*LOL*!! Was that hilarious or what? I love it.
Any ways, if you're like me, you probably really enjoyed the monologues
and would like to see them again. So, here they are; for all of
you who don't have access to Twin Peaks videos. or those of you
who just want to see them again. Right now I have thirty-nine of
them; partially transcribed from the videos and partially transcribed
from "Diane, The tapes of Agt. Dale Cooper...."
Select
your transcription from the links below. They are all in order from
occurance. There are a few missing that are on the series, but not
the tape. I am working on that now. Also, when that's done, I will
add descriptions of all of these links. For now, I just want to
put *something* here! (For links w/o a time, it was because there
was no time specified.)
More
to come soon, hopefully!
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