Dear Diary,
I think my favorite parts of TP, and it's so hard to choose, are all of the coffee/donut references. This scene always kills me. It is in the 1st episode.

Agent Cooper walks in the sheriff's station and watches Andy chew an enormous mouthful of donut, he then asks Lucy where Harry is and sees that she is also packing one. She starts yapping to Coop with a mouthful of donut and it's unintelligible.

This is what I hear from Lucy:

'Oohmf. Rdoogfn uushner. Indjesh ompher gusin deemer tuch.'

And that's the best I can do!
...Note...I gleaned that she mentioned the conference room...

Coop then goes in the conference room to speak with Harry. Harry had just stuffed almost an entire donut in his mouth right before Coop walked in. Coop's line:

'Hey! Three for three!'

Harry gets the strangest look on his face and mumbles out a donut suppressed, 'Hmm?'

Then Coop starts firing off things they are to do that day. Harry just sits there with a blank look on his face. Harry then looks like he's going to speak when Coop says,

'Harry, Can you hold that thought? I REALLY have to urinate.'

When Coop walks in the bathroom, Harry gulps and swallows the donut whole. Man, that is one of the funniest TP scenes I have ever witnessed! I'm sorry, diary, that I am not sticking to my original plan. It's just that these moments in Twin Peaks hit me and I have remember them as they come.