Llamas, Lyedecker and Lira:
"Diane, 3 P.M. Just back from the Lyedecker Clinic. While a llama
may produce some of the finest of wools, prized around world, their
breath, on the other hand, could only be prized somewhere in the
far reaches of ‘Llama Hell.’"
"Lyedecker’s records tell us that the bird that attacked Laura was
a Myna bird, named ‘Waldo,’ owned by Jacques Renault. The plastic
fragment found in Laura’s stomach was a poker chip from across the
border at ‘One Eyed Jacks.’ Jacques is a Canadian National, known
to have worked, on and off, at the casino. When all signs point
to Rome, Diane, it’s time to buy Lira and go."